За отсутствием полных серий Batman The Animated Series, смотрю всё отрывками на ютубе.
Получая фангазм от голоса Марка. Он играл Люка Скайуокера? Плевать! Роль Джокера - вот, за что его надо любить и поклоняться.
Хотя выходит любопытно.
Дарт Вейдер: Люк, я твой отец.
Люк/Марк: ХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАВ общем, вот особо понравившиеся цитаты и диалоги из просмотренных отрывков. В оригинале. ^^
Batman: I need help.
Harley Quinn: Then you've come to the right place! I recommend a lobotomy.
Harley Quinn: Nice work, butterfingers. Why dont'cha light the Batsignal while you were at it?
Harley Quinn: You're very sick, you know that, boss?
Joker: Mhmmm-hmmmm~ <3
Harley Quinn: Did you see how I handled those thugs? Bam, puff, BAM! Oh, Batgirl, eat your heart out!
Robin: What was she before she went bonkers?
Batman: A clinical psychiatrist.
Robin: ...figures.
Harley Quinn: You were gonna come back for me, weren't you, puddin'?
Joker: Of course, pumpkin-pie! But now that's... well, here you are, so I saved myself a trip!
Harley Quinn: But what about our friends? Poison Ivy and the Scarecrow, and the Lizard Man, and...
Joker: What about them?
Batman: Don't forget your little pets.
Harley Quinn: THE BABIES! WE CAN'T LEAVE THE BABIES!!!
Joker: I'll buy you a goldfish, let's go!
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Harley Quinn: (направляя на Джокера ружье) Freeze, clown!
Batman: Quinn, stop!
Harley Quinn: He's mine, Bats!
Joker: (ухмыляясь) You wouldn't dare. You don't have the guts!
(Харли опускает ружье, в глазах слёзы)
Joker: And not in a million years would you...
(Харли снова поднимает ружье и направляет ему в лицо. Нажимает на курок, но вместо выстрела, из дула появляется флажок со словами Ra-ta-ta Ra-ta-ta. Джокер приподнимает бровь, смотря на внезапно невинную Харли.)
Joker: (раскрыв руки для объятий, смеясь) Baby, you're the greatest!
(Харли и Айви в Аркхаме, у телевизора. На экране Джокер в кабриолете, разбрасывая деньги. Харли мечтательно вздыхает, пока Айви смотрит на неё исподлобья, читая газету)
Ivy: You're pathetic, you know that?
Harley: Oh come on, Red. So Mister J got a little sad over the money, doesn't matter! But now that he's loaded, he'll get me out too!
Ivy: Yeah, right. Sure thing, Harl.
(показывает газету)
Harley: "Joker seeks new henchgirl"?...
...
Harley: I'LL KILL HIM!
(в полицейской машине)
Joker: It is all about the money. Besides, it will be nice to see the old gang again!
Harley: One of them is dying to see you too... puddin'.
Joker: (нервно) Harley?!
Harley: The one and only.
Joker: Aha..hehe! You don't know how happy I am to see you!
Harley: (поигрывая полицейской дубинкой) Join the club.
Joker: ...Now, baby, I can... OUCH! I can explain! (далее крики и звуки побоев xD)
Harley Quinn: I just wanna say... if there was no Batman, there'd be no Joker, and I'd never had met my puddin'! Thank you, Batman!
Lawyer: Sad, isn't it? Harleen Quinzel used to be a doctor here at Arkham, before the Joker twisted her mind.
Harley: HA! You're just jealous because you don't have a fella who's as loving and loyal to you as my puddin' is to me!
(Джокер посылает ей воздушный поцелуй. Харли буквально тает на стуле)
Lawyer: Aha. So I guess it was the same loyalty last time you escaped, and puddin' here... finked on you in hopes of getting the time off!
Harley: ...is that true... puddin'?
Joker: Finked is... such an ugly word!
Harley: YOU UGLY SCUM-SUCKING CREEP!
Joker: The.. witness... is... excused. T_T
Harley: SLIMY RAT! RAHRI&$KF I'LL KICK THAT GRIN OFF YOUR SILLY FACE!
Joker:
Harley: You know what's great about you, puddin'? You really put the 'fun' in 'funeral'.
Joker: (о Creeper, хватаясь за плащ Бэтмэна и жалобно) He's a lunatic! T_T
Joker: And I will smile again. As long as this man over THERE is put into this box THERE and be rolled into that bowl of acid THERE.
Joker: I would laugh, if it wasn't so pathetic. Oh what the hell, I'll laugh anyway. HAHAHAHA.
Joker: HARLEY! This place is going to blinking blue blazes... anybody seen my socks? HARLEY! (отскакивает от гиен) They snapped at me!.. What's going on here? The place's a mess, no one's fed the hyeans, and I can't find my socks! Where's Harley?